*Cat Noises*

kushdrinker:

kushdrinker:

*trips and falls into ur huge gaping vagina*

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amandaspoetry:

i am so glad you exist, even if you exist so far away from me 

shezzablue:

missmindicarriesbaby5:

jesseproch:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

I really love this, because as someone with anxiety when I did take party drugs way back when I was always scared of going to the hospital because I didnt want to be arrested…..even when I bad tripped and cried in the bathroom for 10 hours because I thought Jeff was trying to murder me. I dont do party drugs anymore, but it still is comforting to me….seriously.

Most EMTS and medics I’ve met are some of the most non-judgmental folks ever. Look, we love helping people and saving lives. That’s what we went to school for. Help us help you, and everyone will fare better for it. 

tavrosnitramversustheworld:

today-in-homestuck:

It’s been exactly two years since…
Tavrisprite was created [04/18/12]

tavrosnitramversustheworld:

today-in-homestuck:

It’s been exactly two years since…

Tavrisprite was created [04/18/12]

D8

vinebox:

This dude really made his own vine as well

vinebox:

IM WEAK

131,991 plays

drunkfeferi:

what if in the last episode of pokémon the camera spins around and the narrator/cameraman is Ash’s dad and it turns out he’s not an absent father he’s an extremely over involved father and has been just following him and his friends around recording their adventure for years 

j1r4ch1:

pr1nceshawn:

When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level…

is that aph england